Wacky question #1:
Q: What is the “R” value of spider webs in the attic?
A: That is a sticky question, and we do not want to be stuck in it. We simply do not want to get devoured by some rouge Internet spider who differs in our opinion.
Wacky question #2:
Q: Why does Harrison Ford look so damm good when he comes crawling out of some cave covered in spider webs and when your Home Inspector comes out of the crawlspace they look so thrashed, and more than a little relieved.
A: The answer is not genetics. All home inspectors are good lookers! It’s the magic of Hollywood, and well that’s real life, we inspectors are damm relived to be out of the sub area. Bottom line it is just plain hard work crawling around down there.
Over the years a few intrepid clients (see one below) have ventured down under the house with us, even fewer have gone the whole distance, and were they ever glad to go back to their day jobs. I for one don’t blame them I don’t go home and go under my house… Well not unless she who must be obeyed says so and that’s it I have to draw the line somewhere!
You have to hand it to this first time home buyer she really wanted to learn about her house. Hats off to Kristina McMillan!
Have a great weekend!
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